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There´s Something Called A ´Dong Bong´

If you’re headed to a bachelorette party or a place that possibly covers up date rape, there’s a good chance you might see the Think Tall Dong Bong Beer Funnel (yes, it’s available on Amazon). But don’t take my word for it, check out the totally demographic-specific product description:

Looking to surprise your bachelorette and party guests with something totally wild? The Dong Bong is an ingenious invention that will have your guests begging to knock back beer after beer. The Dong Bong is a beer bong just like any other, only the beer shoots into your mouth by way of a giant flesh toned penis. The Dong Bong will make your party memorable. Or maybe you won’t remember it at all.

I’m going to take a wild stab and say Lance Bass and Jake Gyllenhaal have at least four of these. Possibly in different colors.

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